One of the first few times I met Christian (Heidi's hubby) he told a hilarious Chuck Norris joke that was so funny I think I cried. I found this on another blog and thought of you Christian....
-There is no "CTRL" button on Chuck Norris' computer because Chuck Norris is always in control.
-Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
-When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
-Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen San Diego.
-It only takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.
-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
-Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
-Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
-Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
2 comments:
hahahahaha you made my night April.
hahahaha! I love this!
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